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Sleepsterbation 

The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.
Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.
Sleepsterbation by Kid Knux June 26, 2006

slinkster-cool 

the ultimate in cool. there's nothing cooler than this. its an adjective to cool, which is an adjective!?
slinkster-cool by Lora July 13, 2003

Seenster 

An individual who is expected to be present at every local nightclub and bar, regardless of weekday or weekend status. You'll always know that this person will look good, but you will never know this person beneath the surface.
There's that Seenster again. I wonder what he's on tonight? His shirt is unbuttoned 3 buttons and he is looking awfully sweaty...

slinkster 

Usually followed by the word "Cool". Slinkster is a adverb to replace "Really".
Boy oh boy, I can make constilations out of my pimples. This is slinkster cool.
slinkster by Lyv February 24, 2003

skeenster 

skeensterism is a great source of debate unfortunately now, as traitors are shown up. the official powers remain wiv the president (F.K), who may enrol or remove anyone from the list of skeensters. Another branch of skeensterism involves using the X configuration for MSN emo's, e.g LoololX, non-skeensters tend to use Loolol1.
An example of a non - skeenster (a traitor): "The numbers configuration is easier, I dont need to use my shift key for the X"
skeenster by Official President April 18, 2008

slenester 

A distinct breed of scenester girls that are inexplicably slutty (aka, "slutty scenester)."
That girl with the thick bangs and the plaid dress is such a slenester.
slenester by brittstephannyve February 29, 2008