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Sleepsterbation 

The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.
Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.
Sleepsterbation by Kid Knux June 26, 2006
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Sleepsterbaiting 

When one masturbates while asleep, similar to sleepwalking, only more messy
Bob:"Man, family breakfast was so awkward this morning"
Henry:"Why?"
Bob:"I guess my mom walked in on me sleepsterbaiting again"
Henry:"Wow, even in your sleep your the horniest person I know"
Sleepsterbaiting by needledick3000 February 28, 2011

sleepsterbating 

The act of masturbating from the minute you wake up just to fall back to sleep once again
Guy 1: why hasn't ethan woken up yet? It's noon
Guy 2: dude you know he's sleepsterbating, he's going to out for a while
sleepsterbating by FrostbiteXP November 30, 2015

sleeperbation 

When you wake up from a dream and find you're rubbing one out in your sleep.
I woke up from an orgasm last night after a sleeperbation session.
sleeperbation by BadWolf1337 April 22, 2014

sleepturbation 

the important art of jacking off while sleeping
I was really tired, so I fell asleep. During my nap, my girlfriend walked in and I was sleepturbating. Boy did I hear that the rest the evening.

Sleepturbation ruins the fun of jacking off. Waking up with cum stains and no porn really fucks up my parade.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026