by febreezeonmyscrotum June 23, 2019
by 1245756999 October 3, 2019
Tyrone: fam you know it’s slap arse December
John: you have to give me £10 if I get to 100
Tyrone: klmmm
John: you have to give me £10 if I get to 100
Tyrone: klmmm
by yourmumbed November 2, 2019
On the 5th of October boys / girl are allowed to slap a girls arse without them hitting u back if they do it means they own u a kiss
by Queisjsbs October 4, 2020
Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."
by The Strut September 29, 2004
Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?
by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021
by Daddy is home xoxoxo November 2, 2019