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slackitude

The act of, or state of being a slacker. Describes the attitude typically associated with being a slacker.

Most appropriately applies to one with no responsibilities, one that gets by pretending to be hard at work, or the co-worker that is found hanging out near the coffee machine for most of the day.
I just can't tolerate that guy's slackitude! If I were his manager, I'd sack him, no doubt.
slackitude by Sohail Mirza August 12, 2006
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slackitude

Short for slacker attitude, or the general demeanor of an person with a lackadaisical and ineffectual 'devil-may-care' approach to life as a whole, which may prevent the individual from realizing his full potential. See Richard Linklater.
The singer's slackitude was threatening the future of the band, as a consequence of his chronic propensity to skip practices and show up late for gigs, coupled with his general lack of motivation to write new songs and shoot videos.
slackitude by ccaustic December 30, 2008

slackitude

When slackers give you attitude because they actually have to do some work
they ask you for information, then when you give it to them, act put out because they have to write something down and give you slackitude
slackitude by actionmoviefreak September 14, 2011
1. An extremely precise metric measurement of the level of "suck" contained within a person, place, thing, event or action.
2.The quality, attribute, or characteristic of suck. Measured in units of "suck"
1.Jill has amazing levels of suckitude, she bailed again. She's almost suckatronic!
2.Jill's suckitude became apparent when she did not show up for the St.Patty's day festivities.

snackitude 

(noun) The ability to invent, make, or find delicious snacks
My girlfriend has amazing snackitude -- yesterday, she made nachos with Takis Fuego instead of chips.

Where did you find these candies? I credit your snackitude.
snackitude by heidismiles February 4, 2021
Used to refer to the magnitude in which something sucks.
I am unceasingly amazed at the suckitude of many new bands.
suckitude by Zam October 6, 2003

stachitude

The ability to grow a mustache or mustache analogue.
"You can't handle the Dali!" exclaimed the Beard Wizard. "You don't have the STACHITUDE!"
stachitude by Perlith February 2, 2009