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slavitude 

A combination of the words slavery and servitude (cf. "indentured servitude"). A special form of unending slavery, in which you have the freedom to quit your job with an abusive employer, but are too financially strained and overworked to find another job. Becoming increasingly common in western economy and society where employees are disposable (and so can be abused mentally/worked to death) and wage increases have not kept up with inflation.
Person 1: Dude, you should really quit your job, they treat you like crap.

Person 2: Yeah, they do, but I barely make rent and jobs are scarce. I guess I'm stuck in slavitude.
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Slavitude 

When you want to enforce slavery, but it's past the civil rights movement and you have to make it sound cool.
Yo, your work ethic is fringing' pond my slavitude.
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Slavitude 

When you want to enforce slavery, but it's past the civil rights movement and you have to make it sound cool.
Yo, your work ethic is fringin' pond my slavitude.

Swagitude 

n., the certainty that you have more of what it takes than anybody else alive; the awareness that you are a turn-on to anyone of any gender or any age.
Swagitude was embodied by Michael Jackson.

Only a handful of people in history can lay claim to real
swagitude.
Swagitude by SunsetDriver October 24, 2012

Slutitude 

Maximum Slutosity. The act of being uber sluttish
Devin showed off her slutitude today by wearing a miniskirt and see through tube top
Slutitude by Matt May 13, 2005

Indentured Servitude Curve 

The reference to the curve of the underside of a chest, or breast

Can also refer to the curving altitude and angle of measurement in the curve of a penis
"Vatche has an indentured servitude curve the size of a 40 year old woman"

Statitude 

This is when somebody makes a Facebook status that is mean spirited or has serious attitude problems on the web.
Dude...I read your status last night and like why do you have to have such a bad statitude I mean nobody wants to be subjected to that....
Statitude by AddyP19 September 3, 2010