The ability to grow a mustache or mustache analogue.
"You can't handle the Dali!" exclaimed the Beard Wizard. "You don't have the STACHITUDE!"
A shot of vodka, drunk from a child size glass featuring pictures of ducks.
I had three ducks last night, but I felt fine so I filled another to the feet.
Michael drank a duck to the feet, but his tolerance is low, so he is sodden to the gills.
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