just skidding

Just kidding but there's a hint of seriousness in what they said

"OMG your hair looks like a tornado... just SKIDDING.

just skidding by cupcake19lol October 15, 2019

Tom Skilling 

The trillest meteorologist to have ever been on the air. You can catch him on WGN news at 9.

Jeff: Is it gonna rain tonight?
Alex: Tom Skilling said it was, and he's never wrong

Tom Skilling by trilldude69 January 2, 2014

skulling

An Australian term for guzzling down a large alcoholic beverage, (usually beer) in a large glass or mug without taking a breath.

Eric and Darin had a skulling contest and Eric skulled a whole quart in 6 seconds.

skulling by Danny Ray Wilson June 16, 2008

Skilling's Law 

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.

"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."

Skilling's Law by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009

squidging 

when you're hugging someone, and for a moment you hold them tighter, you're squidging them

"So i was hugging her, and she said something cute, so i squidged her"

squidging by peachstar June 24, 2005

Sluddling 

Sluddling is also known as slutty cuddling. It's when a couple same or different sex gather closely together on a bed, couch, chair etc. and Cuddle plus a little more usually resulting in touching skin to skin. Any kind of Skin to skin and manual sex are common actions during sluddling.

How was your night with your girlfriend last night?
It was decent we sluddled for awhile but we made a bit of a mess when the sluddling got too heated.

Sluddling by Sludding March 30, 2011

Squidding 

When you ride like an asshole or above your limits. Squids don't wear any proper riding gear. Squids typically ride a Suzuki, and don't give to shits about anyone,or their bike

Jim.. You need to stop squidding.. It's fucking dumb

Squidding by -Mr.YummiR6 May 6, 2014