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not any specific amount of weed, but just enough to catch a buzz. usually a bowl or two
Hey bones, im all out of green, can u hook me up with a skifftle?
skifftle by pfox October 25, 2010
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skiff skiffy Skiffle striff scriff skiffers scriffle shriff Skiffen Skiffler

skiffilufigus

STD in which your cack snores, whistles, shoots out smoke, swells, turns greenish with purple bunions, drips blue skeet and flakes like onions, gets crispy and dry but makes your underwear wet somehow, spurts out pink foam, and your balls also swell up to the size of a mailbox, bumpy and slimy. Also leaves you shaky, swetay and with fever.
She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt, Ima find that bitch AND KNOCK HER THE FUCK OUT!
skiffilufigus by FreshestLette April 30, 2004
to be excellent; amazing; awesome.

Derrived from the term weird.

L33t spelling: 57r1FF.
Check out my new tattoo! It's totally striff!
striff by Schiz0tic January 16, 2008
A cool girl with multiple and indisputable life skills.
Did you see how she handled herself?! Woaah?! She is a major skiffer!
Skiffer by dee ess January 4, 2010

scriffle 

verb - To ruffle and scratch esp. when petting an animal.
My Jack Russel gets hyper if you scriffle him.
scriffle by Mercury_Zero December 2, 2013
The best person in the world. He usually has a lot of friends that uncontrollably shout out his name because of how amazing he is. He has been referred to as a god and many people adore him. He is always right, and the laws of nature will bend to his will to prove he is right.
Ashley: "Hey, is that skiffen"
Skiffen: "it's the Skiffen to you"
Ashley: "I'm sorry, it will never happen again"
Skiffen: "It better not"
Ashley: "You're right, you're always right and I am always wrong"