Skiffen 

The best person in the world. He usually has a lot of friends that uncontrollably shout out his name because of how amazing he is. He has been referred to as a god and many people adore him. He is always right, and the laws of nature will bend to his will to prove he is right.

Ashley: "Hey, is that skiffen"
Skiffen: "it's the Skiffen to you"
Ashley: "I'm sorry, it will never happen again"
Skiffen: "It better not"
Ashley: "You're right, you're always right and I am always wrong"

Skiffen by a_follower_of_the_mighty_one February 3, 2010

Skiffen 

Stoned of high bars spitten of freestylen

Ja bro ga skiffen (bro gaat freestylen)

Skiffen by Skaffa gaat skiffen August 18, 2024

Skaffa gaat skiffen 

Stoned of high freestylen

Als je roept: skaffa gaat skiffen, dan moet de andere persoon gaan freestylen

Skaffa gaat skiffen by Skaffa gaat skiffen August 9, 2024

Stiffened Sailor 

To have sex, on a boat, in the middle of a lake or out at sea

Person 1: What’d u guys on the boat for so long?
Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor

Stiffened Sailor by Carl0sSp1cyWeiner May 26, 2022

Stiffen 

To stiffen someone means to give someone a right good beating so they are stiff in the morning. If you stiffen someone they won't know what's hit them. Said to have originated in Glasgow, Scotland.

Example 1:
Jock: Here mate did you see stiffen Bobby last night?
Div: Oh aye, he will be stoatin about this morning!
Example 2:
Jock: Shut it or all stiffen you!
Davy: Awright the come ahead ya fud!

Stiffen by Jock McTavish March 22, 2013

Skiffer 

A cool girl with multiple and indisputable life skills.

Did you see how she handled herself?! Woaah?! She is a major skiffer!

Skiffer by dee ess January 4, 2010

Enchanted Iron Stiffened Mesh 

The #1 mesh for all your sifting needs, you will get tons of diamond and iron and gold etc.

Person 1: get me some gravel so i can use my Enchanted Iron Stiffened Mesh
Person 2: NO! im using my diamond meshes!
Person 1: WAIT YOU USED M DIAMONDS? IM BANNING U IDIOT!

Enchanted Iron Stiffened Mesh by big boi anti soy January 30, 2019