skoof 

In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.

- Мы выехали на скейтах за пивом с корешем, до меня скуф доебался, что я в его жирную жену врезался. А хули она делала на дорожке для велосипедистов? Ну мы ему дали пару лещей и укатили.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.

skoof by 44t454545 November 12, 2022

SKOODGE 

Verb
To use or take something without permission

"Your parents are out of town, you should just skoodge their car for the weekend, they'll never know."

SKOODGE by Gad-Zooks May 17, 2018

Invader Skoodge 

The shortest (but definitely the sexiest) Irken invader from the series Invader Zim. Skoodge was assigned to invade Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people, which made him very very sad, which in turn caused him to weep profusely. Skoodge also demonstrates quite the propensity for flatulence and he enjoys wearing stained clothing. Skoodge was also shot out of a cannon as he is very sexy that way. He's also unkillable, which is probably a result of being voiced by Ted Raimi.

Invader Skoodge is the sexiest being in the whole universe. Everyone wishes to bear his lurvemonkeys.

Invader Skoodge by The Fiend March 9, 2004

skoodilypoop 

A term phrased by John Green in the Literature crash course. Means to have sex

Romeo and Juliet were having pre-marital skoodilypoop

skoodilypoop by dovahk11n May 17, 2018

Skoodwidit 

A word that the rapper Samad Savage made. It means "Whats good with it." Can Sometime be replied to with "Ishkood. another word Samad Savage conceived

P1: SKOODWIDIT
P2: Ishkood, you?
P1: I'm good.

Skoodwidit by Turtle.0629 March 11, 2021

skoodilypooping 

Nanny Green's word for making out or kissing. Nanny Green being Hank and John Green's grandmother.

John Green: "I'm sorry we're late"
Nanny: "Are you sure you weren't skoodilypooping?"

Nerdfighter 1: "Yeah, my date was awesome"
Nerdfighter 2: "Did you guys skoodilypoop?"
Nerdfighter 1: "Yeah, it was totally jokes."
Nerdfighter 2: "Sweet. DFTBA!"

skoodilypooping by nerdfighter2815 January 5, 2009

Skoodabop 

"Skoodabop" is a word that you exclaim loudly in order to disrupt a session of macking. The word can also be followed by "nigga" when emphasis is felt to be needed.

"Skoodabopping" can be performed when your friend is macking or flirting with a fly honey or it can be performed on just any random couple that appears to be in the midst of macking.

If performed properly, you should receive a confused "what the fuck?" stare from the parties involved, and hopefully cause them to forget what they were doing.

"Skoodabopping" can also be done on Facebook. If you notice a male and female (or male/male female/female couples) chatting it up on your newsfeed, you can indicate awareness and cause confusion by posting a comment among the conversation simply stating: "SKOODABOP!" or "SKOODABOP NIGGA!". The only downside to this situation is that you do not remain anonymous if the people involved in the macking are strangers to you.

Person 1: "I saw Sonya and John macking so hard at the party last night, so I skoodabopped them."

Person 2: "Skoodabopped? Huh? How did you do that?"

Person 1: "I just looked in their direction and shouted 'SKOODABOP!'"

Person 2: "Oh...well...what did they do?"

Person 1: "I completely threw off their groove. They got really confused and stared at me and couldn't remember what they were talking about."

Person 2: "Damn, I got to try that sometime."

Person 1: "Just don't get skooda-punched like I did later by John."

Person 2: "Oh."

Skoodabop by theotherguysband October 21, 2011