skivie snot 

This is a mixture of piss, shit, and puss coming from either female or male genitalia and is left your underwear.

"I fucked Sally and now I've got the worst case of skivie snot..."

"Never fuck a dirty whore you'll get skivie snot."

skivie snot by WhiteyGotMeDown78 June 4, 2014

Skivinz 

A term used to describe a fat meat eating video gamer. Living off his mommy and daddy that cater to the needs of his pathetic life. Having the body of a sumo wrestler and hands of a ape.

Adam is a skivinz...All you do is play video games skivinz.

Skivinz by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022

Dirty Skivinz

The term used to describe a Canadian hairy backed bald headed pc gamer. Also used to describe a saggy tittied male that proclaimes to be a bodybuilder.

Adam is such a Dirty Skivinz . All he even does is complain about having no money. But eates meat 3 times afay at Cliffatds.

Dirty Skivinz by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022

get your skivvies in a bunch 

to become upset, usually out of proportion to the situation.

You: "C'mon, hurry up, I like to arrive at the movies at least 30 minutes early so I can Scotchgard my seat!"
Your friend: "Dude, don't get your skivvies in a bunch!"

You post a detailed analysis of a Star Trek episode, and someone leaves a disagreeing comment, causing you to write a 10,000-word essay defending your expertise. Someone then comments "Don't get your skivvies in a bunch."

get your skivvies in a bunch by Bob43 August 11, 2010

skiveritis 

A person is said to be ill suffering from skiveritus when it is known that they are skiving.

From the verb to skive

Manager: Where's Jon today?
Employee: He's at home, he has skiveritis.

skiveritis by Mark Proctor August 30, 2004

Skive Diving 

The action of tripping or otherwise stumbling while running in an attempt to skive off work or avoid someone who will confront you about said skiving, ending up on the floor.

Yeah, he tripped right over the rug and faceplanted running. That's dedication to skive diving.

Skive Diving by sweetietweet March 12, 2011

skive 

To avoid work but still appearing as though you are doing something.

Like I am doing now.

skive by The Charming but Unproductive one May 13, 2005