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A drunken fisherman, that beats on his wife.
That johnny is sure a skerletts when hes drunk and mad at his wife.
skerletts by da bomba February 9, 2010
The most blatant rip off of a Sharpie that the Chinese have ever come up with. Same font on the pen, same exact shape, hell its even got the same packaging.
Guy 1: Hey can I borrow a Sharpie?
Guy 2: Yeah sure *hands Skerple*
Guy 1: Dude wtf is this? Are you on welfare or something?
Guy 2: *no response*
skerple by zomgwtflolbbq June 14, 2007

Skerplunking 

To rummage or search for something important
I was skerplunking for pork rinds.
Skerplunking by M.Wood May 30, 2008

Skerplooshed 

The act of hitting someone with a lot of force
Guy 1: You wanna get skerplooshed fam?
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up I'll slump you.
Skerplooshed by JustinSenpai August 8, 2016

sherploot 

Satisfactory sound of a perfect poop going into the water of the toilet.
"Guys, I think I just heard a sherploot coming from Jason's stall."

"Wow, that sherploot sounded pretty solid."

"Congrats on that sherploot."
sherploot by Trash #1 May 27, 2016
When Skype is derping it's called Skerp and it's skerping.
Hey Dallan, why u no writin' back on Skype?!

......... 12 hours later ..........

Wtf, 859 messages just popped up on Skerp.
Skerp by Leijoninnan July 25, 2011