13 definitions by zomgwtflolbbq
by zomgwtflolbbq March 2, 2008
Only the cool kids ride in the back of the bus - EVERY SEAT IS THE BACK!
Ice Cream Truck, no example needed
Popemobile kicks ass
and the street sweeper drives on the wrong side of the road if it wants. and gets away with it.
Ice Cream Truck, no example needed
Popemobile kicks ass
and the street sweeper drives on the wrong side of the road if it wants. and gets away with it.
by zomgwtflolbbq October 10, 2007
A sport created in Scotland that incorporates various clubs and a little white ball and a hell of a lot of land. Golf, in ye olde days was actually an acronym for one of the rules of the sport: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden. GOLF. Don't believe me? Look it up.
Golf is a sport that takes skill, patience, persistence, and a good way to manage anger by yourself. It can be a sport of great fun, great thinking time, or great stress, depending on mood, skill, and amount of people playing with you.
Golf is a sport that takes skill, patience, persistence, and a good way to manage anger by yourself. It can be a sport of great fun, great thinking time, or great stress, depending on mood, skill, and amount of people playing with you.
Golf can be played by anyone that is determined to reach a goal, and about $100 for a shabby set of gear.
by zomgwtflolbbq April 29, 2008
Red Bull; it's crack in a can! - Dave Chappelle
by zomgwtflolbbq April 3, 2007
The most blatant rip off of a Sharpie that the Chinese have ever come up with. Same font on the pen, same exact shape, hell its even got the same packaging.
Guy 1: Hey can I borrow a Sharpie?
Guy 2: Yeah sure *hands Skerple*
Guy 1: Dude wtf is this? Are you on welfare or something?
Guy 2: *no response*
Guy 2: Yeah sure *hands Skerple*
Guy 1: Dude wtf is this? Are you on welfare or something?
Guy 2: *no response*
by zomgwtflolbbq May 26, 2007
1. Opposite of ricer
2. Someone who competes against someone or a timer to see who will finish first/do a course quickest.
3. Or, more simply, someone who races.
2. Someone who competes against someone or a timer to see who will finish first/do a course quickest.
3. Or, more simply, someone who races.
1. There was this ricer Honda Del Sol with 18" rims, two-tone paint, a Sobe can for a muffler, and a spoiler that was taller than the damn car on the deck, and there was a 5.0 Mustang with a Magnaflow exhaust, a Ford Racing crate engine, and some pretty decent 17" BBS wheels. Guess who wins? Thats right. Teh racer.
2. Michael Schumaccher, Richard Petty, Jeff Gordon, Juan Pabo Montoya, etc.
3. 2.
2. Michael Schumaccher, Richard Petty, Jeff Gordon, Juan Pabo Montoya, etc.
3. 2.
by zomgwtflolbbq April 14, 2007
1. Cherry Coke
2. New York Yankees
3. The official soft drink of the New York Yankees
4. When you fuck up so bad that the only way to redeem yourself is to go into hiding. Or suicide, but choose the first one. Please.
2. New York Yankees
3. The official soft drink of the New York Yankees
4. When you fuck up so bad that the only way to redeem yourself is to go into hiding. Or suicide, but choose the first one. Please.
1. Guy: What you want?
Buddy: Gimme a Choke.
2. Yankees
3. Works every time
4. Uno: Fuck man...I got a 27 on my Pre-Al test.
Dos: Way to choke.
Buddy: Gimme a Choke.
2. Yankees
3. Works every time
4. Uno: Fuck man...I got a 27 on my Pre-Al test.
Dos: Way to choke.
by zomgwtflolbbq May 1, 2007