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porsche

Proof
Only
Spoiled
Rich
Children
Have
Everything

Shame that they don't know how to harness the awesome power of the legendary flat 6...
911, Boxster S, Porsche Carrera
by zomgwtflolbbq October 21, 2007
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crack in a can

Red Bull; it's crack in a can! - Dave Chappelle
by zomgwtflolbbq April 10, 2007
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racer

1. Opposite of ricer

2. Someone who competes against someone or a timer to see who will finish first/do a course quickest.

3. Or, more simply, someone who races.
1. There was this ricer Honda Del Sol with 18" rims, two-tone paint, a Sobe can for a muffler, and a spoiler that was taller than the damn car on the deck, and there was a 5.0 Mustang with a Magnaflow exhaust, a Ford Racing crate engine, and some pretty decent 17" BBS wheels. Guess who wins? Thats right. Teh racer.

2. Michael Schumaccher, Richard Petty, Jeff Gordon, Juan Pabo Montoya, etc.

3. 2.
by zomgwtflolbbq April 21, 2007
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petrol

gasoline
mainly used outside the us though
Oi, we're low on petrol mate. Gotta find a station, quick!
by zomgwtflolbbq March 2, 2008
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choke

1. Cherry Coke

2. New York Yankees

3. The official soft drink of the New York Yankees

4. When you fuck up so bad that the only way to redeem yourself is to go into hiding. Or suicide, but choose the first one. Please.
1. Guy: What you want?
Buddy: Gimme a Choke.

2. Yankees

3. Works every time

4. Uno: Fuck man...I got a 27 on my Pre-Al test.
Dos: Way to choke.
by zomgwtflolbbq May 17, 2007
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golf

A sport created in Scotland that incorporates various clubs and a little white ball and a hell of a lot of land. Golf, in ye olde days was actually an acronym for one of the rules of the sport: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden. GOLF. Don't believe me? Look it up.

Golf is a sport that takes skill, patience, persistence, and a good way to manage anger by yourself. It can be a sport of great fun, great thinking time, or great stress, depending on mood, skill, and amount of people playing with you.
Golf can be played by anyone that is determined to reach a goal, and about $100 for a shabby set of gear.
by zomgwtflolbbq April 29, 2008
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viola

1. what you say when you do something right, pronounced wa-la! Italian or Latin in origin I thinks

2. an instrument, like a small violin, but sounds kinda like a cello. go figure.
1. Viola! I have finished my model car.

2. Jerry plays the viola in band class.
by zomgwtflolbbq February 22, 2008
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