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A good ass sandwich from McDonalds with barbecue sauce, onions, and pickles.
"The McRib is back"
"We gotta go get it before its gone."
by Screwed Up November 19, 2010
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(verb) To be tempted to engage in a fast, messy, momentarily gratifying encounter with a sporadic visitor who is in town for a short time. To cause someone to consider a sexual opportunity primarily because of its limited availability.
Dude, why'd you hook up with that one girl who transferred?

I dunno. She said she was only back for the weekend, and that she didn't know if she'd ever be here again after that. I couldn't resist.

Man, you got McRibbed.
by frieswitdat July 06, 2011
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Sexual manuever performed between a man and a woman while in the bathroom of a McDonald's Restaurant. While riding a female "doggie-style" the male begins to knukle punch his female counterpart on both sides of her rib cage. Though this act may sound painful it intended to provide an expression of love.
Linda told me not to cover her in Barbecue sauce while I was giving her the McRibb.
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Nastiest item to ever grace McDonald's menu. A piece of dog turd molded into a rib shape, slathered in the poorest excuse for barbecue sauce ever conceived, and with pickles and onions on top.
I ate the McRib at McDonald's and now I have AIDS
by Nitsua Man June 26, 2009
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When you crap yourself with pieces of crap and juice between your butt checks. Not unlike a McDonalds McRib which is just pork and BBQ sauce between two buns.
I had to go diarrhea when I sneezed and gave myself a McRib.
by ernpob January 02, 2011
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A sex act, in which one partner slathers the other in McDonald's BBQ sauce and proceeds to fuck them as they lick it off. If they are feeling especially "saucy," fries can be incorporated for added fun.
Much like the value deal, I only offer to McRib her once a year.
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When a 12 inch cock with a ribber for her pleasure condom penetrates her uterus and breaks her ribs and he busts into her chest cavity.
Joey: did you hear that Jeff got life in prison.

Dan: holy shit! Really? What for?

Joey: he mc ribbed his girlfriend.

Dan: Jesus fucking Christ, what has this world cum too.
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