Usually called Alex but can’t kickfip and calling people but munches. Found at a skatepark watching beavus and but-head
Yo dude u are a gnarly skater
by George dwarf September 27, 2019
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A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.
by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022
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A skater who doesn’t put in real effort but instead does circus tricks in an attempt to look like he/she has skill
That boneless skater over there had me fooled I thought he was good for a second
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A person of middle-eastern decent.
That cashier was a desert skater.
by Light Bread August 8, 2007
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The lowest of the low. Absolute scumbags who have no life and should probably kill themselves. If your a “Skater” who can’t kickflip you probably hate yourself and it’s fully justified
Look it’s a “skater” who cant kickflip I bet his parents are dissapointed in him
by Bigdickrick97372782 October 19, 2021
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A collection of negative traits and behaviors most often associated with skateboarders expressed, as a disregard for everything but skateboarding, including family, work, significant others, and daily hygiene.
I respect the actual skateboarding so that’s not the thing but, skaterism is a deal breaker for me.

Mike calls in to work almost everyday because his skaterism prevents him from following through on anything.
by Maceo & Mekenzie July 6, 2019
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The appropriation of skate culture.
"Don't wear a thrasher tee if you're not a skater, that's skaterism."
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