1 definition by Chinesesailboat

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.
by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022
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