At dances, if people aren't dancing close enough then the skank patrol comes and makes them dance closer like normal skanks would. Normally a group of slutty lookin chicks that can't get any guys so they fuck up other peoples fun.
Dylan:Madeleine and Chris arent dancing close enough
Kyle:Call the skank patrol!
Skank Patrol Unite!
Kyle:Call the skank patrol!
Skank Patrol Unite!
by DylantheGreat April 15, 2006