Light Sabering 

The act of swordfighting, with the addition of a bendy glowstick shoved in the urethra while the lights are off.

We were swordfighting, but the lights went out, so we tried Light Sabering instead!

Light Sabering by broodholme July 5, 2020

limbering for timbering 

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

limbering for timbering by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Simmering 

The act of leaving someone's friend request on Facebook unanswered: i.e. neither accepting nor rejecting.

"She added me on Facebook, and I'm just letting her simmer there"

"Her friend request is simmering"

"Why have you just left me simmering on Facebook???"

Simmering by CJJC March 5, 2013

Simpering simpleton 

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl

Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!

Simpering simpleton by CharlESee June 28, 2022

timbering

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."

timbering by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Sobering

something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.

"You are utterly SOBERING"

Sobering by Kat and Henry November 5, 2005

summering 

enjoying the sun, beach, and the free time to do what ever the fuck you want

I get drunk everyday while summering

summering by donny mcmelon June 16, 2008