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Sidehill Gouger

Sidehill gougers are folkloric creatures, jokingly said to inhabit the Rocky Mountains of British Columbia, the southwestern sandhills of Saskatchewan and mountainous or hilly terrian in the northern United States. The legs on one side of their body are said to be significantly shorter than the legs on the other side of their body, because they spend all their time eating grasses and other vegetation on mountain slopes.

The notion of imaginary animals with one pair of legs longer than the other in order to exist on mountainsides is popular: others include the Wild Haggis, the Sidehill Dodge Hodag, the Dahu. A similar creature in Vermont is known as the Wampahoofus. Similar animals are part of Appalachian folklore, sometimes in the form of a breed of cow with mismatched legs.
Hey Tom that thing that looks like a fire pit is a sidehill gouger nest.

sidewaller

A booger that slides easily out from either inner nostril wall. It is approximately the size of a Kellogg's cornflake. The pinky finger is ideal for getting out most sidewallers.
It was so dry last night that I slid out a giant sidewaller with some blood residue this morning.
sidewaller by cahunegacat January 8, 2013

stephanie siemiller 

co-host of G4techTV's, Fresh Gear, show and is undoubtedly one of the hottest hosts in the entire G4techTV network.

Not only she has image, but she also has a mind that has knowledge in the technicalities of information technology.
"Dude, forget Cameron D. Stephanie Siemiller is all that I need!"

"Stephanie Sei...who?"

"Dude, you don't know? What noob you are living under a rock!"
stephanie siemiller by anjiro November 6, 2004