Swagonometry

Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.

Jeffrey: Take them boys to school, swagonometry
Jequeezy: 🔥🔥🔥

Swagonometry by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019

Shagonfly 

Winged insects shagging mid flight. Usually encountered in a beer garden, on a summers eve.

"Ooh Bert, look that fly has got four wings? No, wait a minute. I believe that is a SHAGONFLY !!"

Shagonfly by Sambuca Lois April 18, 2018

Swagonometry

To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.

Take them to school ,Swagonometry

Swagonometry by Therealtriple_e October 28, 2015

Swagonomics 

1. The utilization of confidence in stride and manner in specific application of general fundraising, cash-getting, green harvesting, skrilla producing, or otherwise dough generating pursuits.

2. The study of the effects of highly confident and otherwise swagger-emanating individuals on the job market and company profits.

A: Damn, who is that guy strutting into The French Laundry in a tailored Boss suit with a fat wad of cash?

B: Some call em corporate ho's, but I'm fenna study up on some of that swagonomics and get me some paper, son.

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A confident smile, steady and cool movement, and an ability to act like you belong in any environment are crucial to the production of revenue, according to the Professors of Swagonomics at Yale.

Swagonomics by Crunktaculous November 18, 2011

Shagon wagon 

a car usually station wagon or van which van be used to comfortably have sex in.

did you see Mike's new Corvette?
yeah i saw it, but it doesn't beat the shagon wagon!

Shagon wagon by RototheD May 25, 2008

Shagon 

Swagger

Step off dulah! You're jackin my shagon!

Shagon by ianswerit December 7, 2009

Shragon 

Shamrock + Dragon = Shragon. Symobolic mixture of Irish and Chinese ethnic backgrounds.

Shamrock + Dragon = Shragon.

Shragon by Rob K........... August 3, 2007