shtoomp 

The word used to represent the sound something makes when it hits another object or the ground.

The ball hit me and it was like shtoomp.

shtoomp by AAA October 19, 2004

Shoomp 

To propel quickly and quietly

The waitlist system automatically shoomps people from the waitlist into the section four times a day

Shoomp by Shoomp August 29, 2020

shtooping

To have sexual intercourse.

Devon and Devin are shtooping in the basement.

shtooping by ChrispyDog November 1, 2007

Shoomped 

The state of mind after getting no pussy.

“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped”

Shoomped by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

shmoompa

A girl fat shorter than 4 foot 5 that looks like a man.The word shmoompa comes from half shman half umpa-lumpa.

chris stellings girlfriend is such a shmoompa.

shmoompa by bendaroo February 22, 2009

Shtoompy 

Being in a general bad mood, but the spectrum is wide. It can be from simple disappointment or waking up on the wrong side of the bed to utter nihilism and existential angst for the human race, and everything in between. Possibly of Yiddish origin. One who is shtoompy is usually called a shtoomp.

Person: Are you shtoompy?
Shtoomp: What the hell does that mean?!
Person: Don't be such a shtoomp!!

Shtoompy by GengisKhan December 26, 2010

shtoop 

To make love; to have sex. (jewish version)

My brother shtooped this girl at my house last night while my parents were sleeping.

My cousin said she would shtoop Nelly.

shtoop by Ryan B January 2, 2004