A girl fat shorter than 4 foot 5 that looks like a man.The word shmoompa comes from half shman half umpa-lumpa.
chris stellings girlfriend is such a shmoompa.
when a humans legs are taken and put behind the head and sat on mostly used in sparing and the occasional wrestling match.
Rob put chris in a fetal ball because he was being gay
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