To propel quickly and quietly
The waitlist system automatically shoomps people from the waitlist into the section four times a day
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The sound the pneumatic tube makes at your bank’s drive-thru
The teller sent the tunnel bunny back with my money and it made a reassuring SHOOMP sound...
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A reaction to a weird question or statement that shows you either don’t want to answer the question or you feel awkward because of their statement.
Yeah, so do you ever watch tiger porn?”

“Shoomp!”
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“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped
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"Dylan is such a shoomp. Last week he shamped all over my life."
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to describe anything that is good or bad in a dicked way
''maycee is so shoomped she cocked tara in the face and then tara shat on caitlins face cause shes a cocwhit''
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