2 definitions by vibrater calvin

When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.
“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”
by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020
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“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped
by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020
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