shovel

A tool for hitting something with.

*You see a fat chick walking down the street*
Joe: Id hit that...
James: ..With a shovel.

by James hartleyyyyy October 20, 2007

Shovel

This is a recent cockney rhyming slang word for Nick - which is in itself slang for police station or prison cell. ie SHOVEL and PICK (nick). A police officer might say "You're nicked" when arresting someone.

Where's Arthur ? He's in the shovel.

by clubcar November 27, 2009

Shovel

noun
a person who has an excessive interest in or admiration of their spade shaped heads.
"shovels who think the world revolves around them and their not so pretty heads"

Omg she is such a shovel.
Did you see that girl, she is nothing but a shovel

by Lozzy McSavage April 18, 2017

Shoveler

The person in a group of friends - typically when the group is eating pizza or any similar food - who decides to reach for the dipping sauce with the slice, and in turn pulls the dip entirely out of your ability to reach for it.

Joey: "Jordan, if I'm already completely wasted, why the hell would you shovel the garlic dip out of my range of reach?!"
Jordan: "Damn son, sorry for being a shoveler."

by Joey Steel September 12, 2009

shovel

The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.

Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.

by Shard November 3, 2005

shovel

what the revolution will be fought with after the liberals take away our guns

it's either that or dig a hole and lay down in it and die

by (D) own with globalism September 9, 2004

shovel

To bullshit. (to shovel the shit)

When he said he won the lottery, I knew he was shoveling.

by DJM February 26, 2004