should have been a blowjob 

A person whose existence is the very point of annoyance for most (read: all) who surround him/her. Synonym: douchebag

Joe: Yeah, this kid Sam, he totally busted into the party un-invited and then cut me in line for beer pong. I was like, WTF, dude?
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.

should have been a blowjob by Elizabeth LB December 11, 2008

should have been a wank 

used to describe a person that would have made a better cleanex stain than they do a human

Dave Roberts is so completly useless he realy should have been a wank

should have been a wank by grandmasterbob September 22, 2009

Should have been aborted 

Should have been aborted is a term used for someone who doesn't deserve life and they should been aborted by their parents a long time ago.

"Gugi should have been aborted, as should Katja"

Should have been aborted by SLAV THE SLAVE April 6, 2022

Should have been is a name of a fish 

A phrase, originally borrowed from Hebrew, used as a cynical reply to one who believes something should have been different.

One: He should have been here by now!
Two: Should have been is a name of a fish...

Should have been is a name of a fish by trigo April 7, 2005

should-have-been-chickens

Eggs from a chicken. Popularized by Jose Xiloj

Jose: Here's how to make an omelette:

2 should-have-been-chickens to a bowl, little bit of that ocean and whisk it t

should-have-been-chickens by NewYork6792 February 1, 2026

a load that should have been swallowed 

a poor excuse for a human being, any criminal, covict, drug addict, alcoholic, basically a menice to society. A PIECE OF SHIT.
The father should have ejaculated in the mother's mouth and not in her taco making a baby. Hence, the baby is a load that should have been swallowed

Damn, that kid is a load that should have been swallowed.

a load that should have been swallowed by dk3 December 31, 2003

load that should have been swallowed

the ultimate loser. he/she has the uncanny knack of spectactularly fucking-up everything that is good in their lives - from 1st day at school to 1st kiss to 1st shag to 1st job to 1st marriage to 1st child's life to.....

you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."

load that should have been swallowed by Alistair Murray October 23, 2008