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shotgun challenge

declared in a fight for shotgun (front seat of a car). when the car is in sight, passenger a yells, "shotgun!" reserving shotgun. in response, passenger b yells, "SHOTGUN CHALLENGE!" as soon as the second statement is declared, the two competitors must drop their pants to their ankles and run to the car as fast as they can. the first person to the car with their pants still around their ankles wins and gets to sit in shotgun.
*car comes into plain view*

passenger a: "shotgun!"
passenger b: "SHOTGUN CHALLENGE!"

*passenger a + b simutaneously drop pants and race towards car creating an amusing spectacle for all to see*
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Shotgun Challenge

A shotgun challenge occurs when a person call shotgun (front seat of car) to reserve his spot in the car. A second person snaps back with 'Shotgun Challenge!'. When this is done the two Shotgun Challengers must drop their pants/shorts where they stand and play a best of 3 Rock Papers Scissors match. The winner gets front seat.
Marie: Shotgun!
Mark: Shotgun Challenge!

(Both play rock paper scissors to see who wins 2 games first)

Shotgun-No-Challenge

Similar to the regular shotgun but it CANNOT be challanged. Pronounced as one full word and extremely fast.
Big dumb animal running towards vehicle screaming, "Shotgun-No-Challange!!!"
Shotgun-No-Challenge by Seth Lady January 20, 2005

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026