1. a. That tentative, short-stepped walk from the urinal to the stall. b. A not-so-optimistic sliding of one's feet along the shortest imaginary line between a urinal and a stall so as to confirm or deny the presence of shart residue.

Pronunciation: \shärt shuffle\
Function: noun
Etymology: In Urban Detroit in the early 21st century, an unfortunate incident occurred in the non-executive restroom. The incident remained nameless for decency's sake until the victim of the aforementioned Shart ended up stuck in traffic that evening. Date: Late 2007

1. If I thought my day had been rough so far, I was in for a surprise as I shook my head and did the shart shuffle. Again.
2. There I was, five minutes before the big interview, doing the shart shuffle. Awesome.

shart shuffle by Randolph Scott November 28, 2007

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dinah shore shuffle

The small mini shuffle of the blinds or your hand in a card game. Usually done in a similar manner as a blackjack dealer at the beginning of the redeal.

He revealed the identity of the cards using a Dinah Shore Shuffle.

dinah shore shuffle by Lexmeister September 14, 2007

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stuffed shirt

n. person who is perceived as useless, stupid, or given more credit than he/she deserves -- usually a person in higher income or social prominence. See also, blowhard.

Entymology/usage: To call someone a "stuffed shirt" is of course, derogetory. The shirt is given more credit than the person wearing (or stuffing) it by the person wielding this insult. It is used widely in describing politicians or a loud-mouthed employer.

Everything was running fine in the office before the stuffed shirts from the consulting firm made useless changes that did nothing but create more work.

stuffed shirt by Marc February 27, 2004

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