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shoogle ma plooms 

Slanging word. Scottish

To feel, jiggle, a scrotum.

Shoogle my plums
Cedrick: "Will you to the shop for me and pick up a pun o tatties please? While i shave my beard?"
Cuthbert: "Away n shoogle ma plooms!"

Its used instead of saying Fook aff etc. One of my favourite sayings

give us a shoogle 

Scottish request made usually by an optimistic male , requesting to have a feel of a female’s breasticles

( often , but not always , denied )
Gie’s a shoogle of yer mammary duke-Elliot’s , darlin

Give us a shoogle

cock shnogler 

N. One who sucks cock in a very emphatic manner. The typical cock shnogler craves large cocks, also known as cock-a-monsters.
Do you know Laurie the cock shnogler? She sucks a mean dick!

Smoogle boogles 

More sophisticated than just shouting from a car, but not as refined as shouting git your fuckin' rat out.
Designed to disorientate and bewilder the recipient.
"Smoogle boogles"

"im dazed and confused"
Smoogle boogles by Flava No.7 March 19, 2008
(Scottish) When something makes you shake or bounce at random and sometimes quite violently.
"Those pot holes on the road are going to make the drive to work quite shoogely!"
Shoogely by Gr8 October 28, 2007
a word that is said to reduce the awkwardness of an awkward silence.
Clara- OMG I hate that kid Robby...
Robby- Hey, I'm right here!
Clara- Smoogle.
smoogle by smoooogleR November 29, 2010