10 definitions by Gr8
A way of walking, normally showing authority. To swagger is to walk with presence. There are several different kinds of swagger...
The Tesco Bag Swagger - to walk with clenched fists at waist height while swaying as though carrying heavy grocery bags in each hand.
The Terminator - To walk as though rigid, with no swaying whatsoever and as though an android on a mission.
DinGaf - ¨Do not give a f***¨ swagger - To walk without a care in the world, people get in your way... not a problem!
There are many more...
The Terminator - To walk as though rigid, with no swaying whatsoever and as though an android on a mission.
DinGaf - ¨Do not give a f***¨ swagger - To walk without a care in the world, people get in your way... not a problem!
There are many more...
by Gr8 January 24, 2009
I need some shmasual shoes to go with these jeans.
The dress code is smart / casual... do these look shmasual to you?
The dress code is smart / casual... do these look shmasual to you?
by Gr8 October 8, 2010
by Gr8 October 12, 2007
(West Coast Scottish) To be completely and utterly (I don't know what I did last night), drunk.
Pronounced: Moe-gerd (the "g" is pronounced like in gobble)
Pronounced: Moe-gerd (the "g" is pronounced like in gobble)
Ah wis moagerd last night pal!
Yer moagerd yah dobber!
Synonyms - shit faced, moagered, fucked, fu', bevvied, smashed, gassed, cunted, bolloxed, pissed, polaxed, shmeeked, reeking, oot yer face, fannied, bawsed, shited, ballsacked, fubar'd, jobbied, hiroshima'd, fucked up, tipsy, drunk
Yer moagerd yah dobber!
Synonyms - shit faced, moagered, fucked, fu', bevvied, smashed, gassed, cunted, bolloxed, pissed, polaxed, shmeeked, reeking, oot yer face, fannied, bawsed, shited, ballsacked, fubar'd, jobbied, hiroshima'd, fucked up, tipsy, drunk
by Gr8 November 5, 2010
When a lady gets so old that her breasts sag all the way down to her knees, they then stop being breasts as such and become "knee bangers". Another tell tale sign is when you shout, "Show us your tits!", they must lift their skirt in order to do so.
(Can also be spelt as one word - "kneebangers")
"Those knee bangers make her look like she has four arms!"
"Yeah you're happy know because they're big and firm, just wait until your older... when she turns sharply, you'll get some knee bangers to the face..."
"Those knee bangers make her look like she has four arms!"
"Yeah you're happy know because they're big and firm, just wait until your older... when she turns sharply, you'll get some knee bangers to the face..."
by Gr8 January 15, 2008
(Also spelt shneb) An extremely large nose protruding from some unfortunates face. It's overall size and stature mean it cannot be put into the same bracket as a nose and so it becomes a whole new body part, known as a "schneb".
"Look at the size of that schneb!"
"Schneb!" (normally accompanied by pointing)
"With a schneb like that I'm surprised you can get the motorcycle helmet on!"
"For the last time, I do not have a schneb! It is a Roman nose!"
"Schneb!" (normally accompanied by pointing)
"With a schneb like that I'm surprised you can get the motorcycle helmet on!"
"For the last time, I do not have a schneb! It is a Roman nose!"
by Gr8 January 15, 2008
(Scottish) Singular variation of the word pubes to give it a more demeaning effect when using it in an insult and creating more comedy value for those around you when you say it.
Variations of spelling: Peyub, peeyub, piyub.
Pronounced: Pee-yub
"Shut your mouth ya wee pyub!"
"See you, you wee pyub, your gettin' chibbed!"
"Shut it, ya pyub!"
Pronounced: Pee-yub
"Shut your mouth ya wee pyub!"
"See you, you wee pyub, your gettin' chibbed!"
"Shut it, ya pyub!"
by Gr8 November 21, 2007