Julia: Can we go to your place tonight?
Matt: No, room-mate's girlfriend is over and they'll be shonking.
Matt: No, room-mate's girlfriend is over and they'll be shonking.
by AngevinQueen October 6, 2009
by Tom Bueller October 4, 2010
by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003
to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.
by bum wad,felch,cream,rabbit knob. October 4, 2003
A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk
"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"
"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"
"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"
by Shonky von shonkerton October 9, 2008
by The Shonkmeister February 24, 2011
To have a shonks is to experience a bad time, akin to having a mare, usually due to a self inflicted mistake. Derivative of shonky, when something is crap in nature.
I was so hungover that I had an absolute shonks and missed my flight.
I've had a total shonks and burnt my pizza.
I've had a total shonks and burnt my pizza.
by LucieG March 11, 2019