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Tiger Woods woke up in the morning after a long night with 5 hoes with a Shonk, he partied to hard.
by Tom Bueller October 04, 2010
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A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.
Thanks Gimblett, that was totally shonk
by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003
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A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk
"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"

"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"
by Shonky von shonkerton October 09, 2008
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to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.
Stuarts been shonking on that one again!lazy bastard!
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offensive old-fashioned British abbreviation for "shonnicker".
In OED.
shonks have big noses because the air is free
by polruan September 29, 2010
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Shoddy Handling Of Network Kit
Sorry, we're having a bit of a shonk issue at the moment. One of our core routers is at fault.
by The Shonkmeister February 24, 2011
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man with a shiney head: 'i am a shonk'
by the_non_shonk March 29, 2005
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