shmote

1. An idiot; generally: a person who is always wasting your time with their stupid, unattentive and redundant (i.e. repetitious) questions
2. An expletive relating to something banal, pathetic, or without consequence. Used similary to "Joe Shmo".

The word is formed by the condensation of "schmuck" (Yiddish for "dick") and "smote" (English for the past participle of the verb "to smite").

1. C.C. keeps coming over here to bother me with her nagging, "I'm going to ride your ass" questions. I wish I didn't work with such a shmote.
3. Let's say one client company, Shmote Investment Firm A, wanted to implement this functionality.

shmote by BK Dymacel July 25, 2008

shmoette 

Noun.

A female specific word for Shmoe.
A term of friendly endearment.
A playful insult.

Pronounced Shh-moe-et

Phone call:
A: Hello?
B: Hey hun, pass the phone to the Shmoette please?
A: Shmoette! Phone!
C: 'Sup Shmoe?

shmoette by Aiden Jennings September 8, 2006

Shoeteria

An STD you get from having sex with your shoes on.

Dude, my shoeteria is flaring up right now.

Shoeteria by kvnbrch September 14, 2010

shmete 

A miniscule penis like Joe von Storchs.

When Joe had sex the girl asked is it in? He said yes remember now I have a shmete.

shmete by Analgapegofchetsmom February 9, 2015

Shmeter Peter 

The word for a small penis

A.J. has such a Shmeter peter

Shmeter Peter by Aaaaye jay May 20, 2014

shmooted 

to be beyond high,smacked or booted off of herb,piff, haze or kush

after smoking that blunt at smoke park i was while shmooted

shmooted by 3bc March 8, 2009

Shmoeben 

Over sexualizing a word or phrase due to a dirty mindset

Don’t Shmoeben up the conversation

Shmoeben by Chihuahuacatlady July 29, 2020