shmeeter 

A clitoris or just generally a part of a woman's vagina.

"Yo man I licked that bitch's shmeeter right off."

shmeeter by Do Be Dude April 14, 2004

sheeters 

A woman's boobs that are so large that when she lays naked on her back they touch the sheets of the bed.

Man 1: "Look at the size of those jugs!"

Man 2: "I bet those are sheeters."

sheeters by bartfarkel October 13, 2008

shmeestered 

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'

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We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."

shmeestered by ALAINR August 24, 2011

shmeater 

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

shmeater by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

three sheeter 

A referral to the dean's office. Coined due to the three sheets of carbon paper they are written on. One goes to the dean for his or her records, another to the teacher who wrote you up, and the last to your parent or guardian.

Mitchell: My dog Tre cursed out his teacher and she ended up writing him up and giving him the ol' three sheeter.

three sheeter by Dd_NY November 11, 2009

Shleeter 

Another way to say the word shit! It can be used in many ways.

If I catch another motherfucker talking shleeter about Chief Keef, I'm beating they ass I'm not fucking playing no mo!

Shleeter by Harrisonbecausehesbadass May 19, 2017

sheeter 

Short for shit eater

Ctibor is such a sheeter

sheeter by Leti581 June 30, 2022