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a stupid asian girl with a flat face. Is usually a whore that runs cheap.
guy 1 - i fucked a shmegla for a penny yesterday!
guy 2 - damn those asian whores are always run cheap! They always do a nice job though if yah no what im sayin!
guy 1 - DAMN STRAIGHT! MY dick hurts so bad from that shmegla!
by Jeremy378564845 January 02, 2009

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