Shmegma is a waxy like white stuff that is on the uncircumsized penis, and if not cleaned daily it will get very cake like and start to smell.
Your shmegma smells!
A incorrect spelling of smegma
. However a somewhat common error.
The improper spelling of smegma. Can be used as an insult to characterize a person's attitude, qualities, or cheese on their genitalia.
My roommate is such a shmegma! He needs to stop stealing my shampoo.
Any sort of unknown jelly like substance.
my new shoes got shmegma on them on the way to work.
A culmination of ass hair, sweat, and dirt which builds up on your taint when there is a lack of proper washing for a few days.
When a soldier is in the field and showers are very scarce, shmegma makes for a good spread for the wheat bread found in MRE's.
a cottage cheese like substance inside the inner flap of a dirty vagina
nigga, i was fuckin this bad bitch and this shmega shit came all over my dick
Flouids and other disgusting things that come out of a beaten dead chinease womens mouth.
First you must find a partner as sick as you are then you must find a recently deceased chinease women, then you must hang her from a tree by her feet after one person gets a baseball bat and proceeds to whack her in the stoumach what comes out of the copses mouth thus far is shmegma