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Shlumpadinka 

The word Oprah Winfrey made up a long time ago to describe slumpy housewives, the types that are wearing the same sweats they wore yesterday and the day before. They usually have more than one child and are running around non stop and have been totally worn out and given up on how they look.
"On today's episode, Oprah decided to give makeovers to a group of shlumpadinka friends.
Shlumpadinka by Megan Dickinson February 23, 2008
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shlumpadinka 

Word created by Oprah Winfrey referring to a woman who dresses as though she has completely given up.
My girlfriend is a shlumpadinka, she wears nothing but sweats
shlumpadinka by emilypsmith February 20, 2008

shlumpadinka 

1.)a woman who has completely given up on herself; unstylish.
Mom, please don't go to the grocery store dressed like a shlumpadinka.
shlumpadinka by M.E. Mangin April 10, 2008

schlumpadinka 

lazy people with self esteem/value/respect issues, who have given up on themselves, fashion and style that live in oversized t-shirts, sweatpants, black leggings, or think pajama pants are appropriate "going out" attire. Most recently brought to our attention on Oprah, the schlumpadinka is, in most urban centers, an epidemic.
For example: The woman in front of you at the gas station/coffee shop/ family restaurant line wearing an outdated windbreaker, some grungy, saggy sweatpants, usually with an outdated hairstyle that is unkempt. Looks like she was probably doing some housecleaing, or perhaps painting her living room. Alas, this is her everyday attire. You speculate, that perhaps she is homeless, or at least low-income. Unfortunately, she's just lazy and doesn't care about her appearance.
"whoa, check out the schlumpadinka! How can you really NOT care THAT much?"
schlumpadinka by disgruntledfemale February 24, 2008

slumpadinka 

women that don't care how they dress or has lost interest in fashion for their selves.
1.) That girl came to the club bummed out. She a slumpadinka.
2.) Those slumpadinkas ain't goin' get no play. They can't even dress.
slumpadinka by ad jordan February 23, 2008

Slumpadinks 

The comfy clothes that you wear around the house. You look forward to putting them on at the end of the day. They have an elastic waistband. They’re cosy, but practical. You wouldn’t particularly want anyone to see you in them. They possibly have a bleach stain on them or maybe a tiny hole. Mismatched and old.
I can’t wait to get home and put on my slumpadinks
Slumpadinks by FruddyLovely February 14, 2019