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schlumpadinka 

lazy people with self esteem/value/respect issues, who have given up on themselves, fashion and style that live in oversized t-shirts, sweatpants, black leggings, or think pajama pants are appropriate "going out" attire. Most recently brought to our attention on Oprah, the schlumpadinka is, in most urban centers, an epidemic.
For example: The woman in front of you at the gas station/coffee shop/ family restaurant line wearing an outdated windbreaker, some grungy, saggy sweatpants, usually with an outdated hairstyle that is unkempt. Looks like she was probably doing some housecleaing, or perhaps painting her living room. Alas, this is her everyday attire. You speculate, that perhaps she is homeless, or at least low-income. Unfortunately, she's just lazy and doesn't care about her appearance.
"whoa, check out the schlumpadinka! How can you really NOT care THAT much?"
schlumpadinka by disgruntledfemale February 24, 2008
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Shlumpadinka 

The word Oprah Winfrey made up a long time ago to describe slumpy housewives, the types that are wearing the same sweats they wore yesterday and the day before. They usually have more than one child and are running around non stop and have been totally worn out and given up on how they look.
"On today's episode, Oprah decided to give makeovers to a group of shlumpadinka friends.
Shlumpadinka by Megan Dickinson February 23, 2008
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shlumpadinka 

Word created by Oprah Winfrey referring to a woman who dresses as though she has completely given up.
My girlfriend is a shlumpadinka, she wears nothing but sweats
shlumpadinka by emilypsmith February 20, 2008

slumpadinka 

women that don't care how they dress or has lost interest in fashion for their selves.
1.) That girl came to the club bummed out. She a slumpadinka.
2.) Those slumpadinkas ain't goin' get no play. They can't even dress.
slumpadinka by ad jordan February 23, 2008

shlumpadinka 


1.)a woman who has completely given up on herself; unstylish.
Mom, please don't go to the grocery store dressed like a shlumpadinka.
shlumpadinka by M.E. Mangin April 10, 2008

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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