A discription of that slutty overacted slide footwork done in Fast modern ballroom dance,that is termed as exciting and sexy. However is reminisent in how one's foot would slide ahead of you in a wet pile of dog shit after a night's binge drinking.

Often used in that stupidly named dance American Smooth- noh sorry I meant American Slut... One Two quick quick Shloo

Shloo by Marty71 August 7, 2008

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Saloojee

A NYC street game from the 1940s-60s, where the victim's property, usually a hat, is taken from him and tossed back and forth amongst a group to keep it away from him while the victim attempts to recover his property by running toward each person with the hat trying to intercept it as it's tossed to someone else. A sadistic version of "Monkey in the Middle."

Give Tubby back his hat! We've been Saloojee-ing that poor shmuck for months and he just cries.

Saloojee by Phuqit September 25, 2012

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schloop schloop ping a pang bong

To play a vigorous game of monopoly.

"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."

schloop schloop ping a pang bong by Jammaaal September 13, 2011

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Lazy Shloozan

When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.

“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”

Lazy Shloozan by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022

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