1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.

1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."

schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009

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a shaant comb-over is the ultimate comb-over out there.i have no clue how his hair is able to defy gravity and just stay up on the opposite side.

shaant makes comb-overs look hot.shaant comb-over.

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Shaan

The love of my life. Handsome, amazing; romantic. The type of guy everyone wishes they could be friends with. He doesn't care what others think of him and is determined to live his own life. However, if you're lucky enough to date him, he will move worlds for you. He will do anything for you and treat you like a goddamned princess. Shaan's are a rare breed so when you find one you can never let them go.

Hot girl: Who is that cute guy over there?

Stephanie: Oh, that's Shaan. He's mine tho. Back off.

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shaankanwal

Shaankanwal has a tiny micro penis and is a very stupid Punjabi male. Also is a failure in life and has failed multiple things in life.

Shaankanwal failed physics chem English and applied for a truck driving program. Shaankanwal has a unibrow

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