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Shitweed 

On the farm, sometimes, weeds will sprout out of cow patties. They are called "shitweeds". The term is also used for a person who is miserably disagreeable, an asshole or a jerk, but has a greater depth of meaning. It represents someone who is bad and worthless (like a weed) who was spawned by something equally worthless (like shit). A person who is a "shitweed" is similar to white trash, a low and base person raised by low and base people.
Man #1: "Did you meet Joan's new boyfriend?"

Man #2: "Yeah, he's a piece of work, isn't he?"

Man #1: "I know him and his family, they are all garbage. The guy is a real shitweed!"
Shitweed by DallasDeckard August 22, 2008

Shitmeet 

A meeting or gathering of some sort that you have to go to that is complete bull shit.
"Oh man! I am sorry I can't meet you for a coffee later as I have a shitmeet at 5 o'clock"
Shitmeet by dusty-boots January 20, 2009

Shitweed 

Someone who is being a asshole but also a little bitch at the same time
Oh my god.... Izayah is such a fucking shitweed
Shitweed by ThePuggyMinecart May 29, 2018

Shitweener 

After being either gay, or just totally fucked up and giving anal to a random person who forgot to clean out their ass, so you end up pulling out your weener with shit all over it and that usually causes you to beat the bitch/homo to death and hide them in the trunk of your car, drive them to the lake and ditch them there. Then giving the last ounce of dignity (Virginity) to your neighbors mailbox.
I can't believe Eddie actually got a shitweener, that is just too fucked up! Did he ditch them at the lake? Ya, I think, he also fucked his neighbors mailbox. That is so fucking wierd, like a cowboy hat.
Shitweener by Spoony McSpoon October 16, 2009

Kansas shitweed. 

Kansas shitweed. "Couldn't get much of a buzz off of that pot. That shit was real Kansas shitweed".
A.k.a a kiwi.

That brown fuzzy little creature in the produce section of your local grocery.
"Hey Ray Ray, why don't you shut the fuck up, get your lazy ass off the couch, and grab me a shitwee from the fridge"

or

"go ahead, you deserve it, get yourself a shitwee"
shitwee by teddy smith March 26, 2008