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shitweather 

Lousy cold sleet/snow weather that is miserable to deal with in any circumstance but is especially shitty when it is in the forecast for weekends. Shitweather is usually most irritating when it occurs on summer long holiday weekends of Memorial day, 4th of July and Labor day. Shitweather sucks the life out of anyone trudging through the week with the only solace being the possibility of a few brief hours of sunshiney, warm, soul restoring respite from the cold bitter worlds mocking of your misery.
FUCK! The weather channel says clear warm and sunny all week with nothing but shitweather starting Friday through Sunday. Goddamn how I HATE Fucking SHITWEATHER!!!
shitweather by The-Hawk May 20, 2011
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Shiteatery 

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.
I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
Shiteatery by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!
Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!
Shitwater Colonic by X4ndur August 10, 2006

Shiteatery 

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.
I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
Shiteatery by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

Shweather 

When it is pissing it down outside and it is generally grey and grim. Effectively, shit weather. Seems to always occur at University of Warwick campus and England/UK more widely even when the rest of the world is sunny.
Cor it's such Shweather out there.

I know man, but we are near Coventry after all...

shitbreather 

something of inferior quality or a person or pet worthy of little regard
Tahoe (pet dog), stop pissin on the rug you little shitbreather!
shitbreather by Benjamin Giggles January 27, 2003

Shiteater 

1.A person who is often owned in many diffrent ways everyday of his or her life.
2.A douchebag
"Hey nice fannypack, shiteater."
"Sorry I knocked all your teeth out, shiteater."
"Eat shit, shiteater."
Shiteater by Don Lorenzo January 7, 2006