Shitmeet
Shitmeet by dusty-boots January 20, 2009
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shitmester
(Noun) A college semester in which one's schedule is composed of mainly requisite and difficult courses that do not pertain to their major, minor, or area of interest.
Victoria: "Registering for classes makes me want to throw up."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."
shitmester by Collegestudent22 November 6, 2014
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Shitmentum
Noun.
When things get so bad that they start to overwhelm. Like momentum, but much less entertaining
When things get so bad that they start to overwhelm. Like momentum, but much less entertaining
Shitmentum by Susan L. Wordsmith August 13, 2011
Shitment
Guy: (to his buddy) dude, I gotta go home.
Friend: What for?
Guy: I gotta hit the bathroom. I gotta huge shitment on the way.
Friend: What for?
Guy: I gotta hit the bathroom. I gotta huge shitment on the way.
Shitment by ShadowsFallAreGods October 17, 2009
last shitment
The dump that you take right before leaving school or the workplace, usually because no one else is in the bathroom at this point.
last shitment by A-Whack April 6, 2008
Shitment
Receiving an ordered item that vastly does not meet expectations. An item of poor quality despite professional ( or misleading) photos in the ad.
My Rolex from Thailand isn't quite the quality I expected from the company. This is the second shitment I received this week.
Shitment by letterman7 January 2, 2022
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