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shitware 

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.
Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.
shitware by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005

shitweazel 

1)A shady or duplicitous person. A confidence trickster or scammer. A member of a group liable to defraud others - for instance, solicitor, estate agent, bank manager etc.
2)Someone who seems to thrive in an unpleasant environment and always seems to be at the heart of any problems being created.
3)Some it is difficult to prove guilty of fraudulent, unsavoury or similar acts.
Imagine a pile of excrement, with a slippery weazel popping up, looking left and right while standing up with the excrement on this head, like a proud hat, and then disappearing down again.
"I had a call from Natwest again. They are trying to sell me PPI but its clear I'll never be able to make a claim. They never get done for fraud. They are such shitweazels".

shitward 

A portmanteau of the English swear “shit” and “Squidward”, the name of a character on SpongeBob SquarePants. Typically interjected in situations of surprise or shock, however can also be used as an insult.
“Dude, your car exploded!”
“Holy Shitward!”

“Such raw talent cannot be wasted behind this register!”
“...Get back to work, Mr. Shitward.”
shitward by CDCB123 February 3, 2018

Shitheart 

To have a heart of shit. Being a all around bad person or a pussy.
"some shitheart broke into my car last night" "Just hop the fence you shitheart
Shitheart by GreenH March 7, 2011
basically, you gotta take a shit then right away you gotta shower
I gotta take a shitwer, gn
shitwer by Lucifer Morning Wood December 1, 2020

shitbear 

1. (n) a mythical bearlike creature, akin to the easter bunny, that defecates in your yard.

2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the shitbear, namely laziness or unreliability.
1. "Dad, there's a shitbear in the yard!!!"

2. "Have you seen Landers?"

"No, him and Amber are being shitbears and sitting on the couch all day."
shitbear by EffinWheeler September 24, 2011