4 definitions by EmeritusProfessorofShite

A male homosexual. Especially one who prays on those underage, and engages in violent acts to obtain his form of gratification.
I'm not having my lad go to THAT nursery school. The newspaper said a plop pirate works there.
by EmeritusProfessorofShite December 14, 2018
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A racially controversial name for a Pakistani, Bangladeshi or similar ethnic group member. Especially one engaged in criminality or general shifty/sinister actions. The term has also been used to describe persons of Arabic descent. A "shitgoblin" may be involved in underaged grooming, theft, fraud (especially crash for claims) and selling substandard/counterfeit goods especially in market stalls and corner shops.
"Damn my car insurance has gone up again". It must be all those shitgoblins making bullshit claims.
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A camp and effeminate man. A male who enjoys the idea of large numbers of men ejaculating over him -mimmicking the porn scenes women are known for to this effect. A bukkake boy could be an overt homosexual. Or a more secretive form of homosexual who likes being surrounded by men and hopes to groom/convince them to join him in homosexual acts.
He's not really into martial arts. He just likes seeing naked men in the showers. He's a complete bukkake boy.
by EmeritusProfessorofShite July 26, 2020
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1)A shady or duplicitous person. A confidence trickster or scammer. A member of a group liable to defraud others - for instance, solicitor, estate agent, bank manager etc.
2)Someone who seems to thrive in an unpleasant environment and always seems to be at the heart of any problems being created.
3)Some it is difficult to prove guilty of fraudulent, unsavoury or similar acts.
Imagine a pile of excrement, with a slippery weazel popping up, looking left and right while standing up with the excrement on this head, like a proud hat, and then disappearing down again.
"I had a call from Natwest again. They are trying to sell me PPI but its clear I'll never be able to make a claim. They never get done for fraud. They are such shitweazels".
by EmeritusProfessorofShite July 2, 2020
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