you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself 

An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"

Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"

Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."

Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."

Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"

Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."

Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."

you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself by jcer1 July 20, 2013

Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better 

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.

Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."

Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better by NotNix October 29, 2009

Shatting yourself

When you shit so much in the toilet the poop touches your ass

Don’t you love shatting yourself, it feels so good man.

Shatting yourself by Bigtiddy69 April 29, 2021