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The Shitthieves 

The Shitthieves: delicately crafted love songs influenced by hate...sung in tune to a beautifully orchestrated chorus of guitar and two male gifts to this world sent here from the mountaintops of the deep underworld you know as hell.
Well i see you over there, flip flapping your dick suckers....asking all your friends "who are these two motherfuckers?" we're the shitthieves, gotcha burning and begging please, we're the shitthieves...so get down on your knees!!

Shitified 

The act of making something shitty or horrible. The act of ruining/damaging something. Used instead of the word ruined or fucked up. This word is used to emphasis how bad things got, the Kitchen table wasn't messy, it was shitified.
Who shitified my car!
Your sister shitified my day.
My dog shitified the couch, we threw it away.
Shitified by Spinn February 9, 2010

Shitpile Paralysis 

1) You have such a huge pile of shit to do you can't figure out what to tackle first.

2) One of those moments where you have so much to do, but can't focus on one thing so you end up just doing nothing or surfing the internet.
I might not be able to complete that report on-time because of my shitpile paralysis, but I have updated my facebook status seven times.

shittlecake 

Shittlecake is that piece of shit that dries together with your ass hair and eventually you have to rip it off... a shittlecake.
"Tom found out that a shittlecake was causing his pain when wiping so he ripped it off."

"Tampa Joe kept knocking on the bathroom door so I flicked a shittlecake at him as I left."
shittlecake by jaywarp1 July 26, 2008

shitolie 

An exclamation screamed when someone shoves something up your ass.
Sarah: why are you walking funny?

Patrick: Tossy just gave me the biggest shitolie with her cane
shitolie by Setterstorm December 26, 2013
The act of taking ones selfie while shitting.
But first, let me take a shittie!
shittie by Got Diesel July 28, 2014