shitspeak 

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.

United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.

shitspeak by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

shitsleeve 

asswipe, shithead, shitbum, asshole, dickhead, ect.

Can you believe that shitsleeve sold his car for Motley Crue tickets?

shitsleeve by Shane Arnold May 13, 2005

shitcreek 

A fictitious creek, that has shit flowing just like water would normally flow. As a figure of speech, one might say "I am drowning!", but if it worse than that, one may say "I am drowning in shitcreek".
If one creek did exist, one would probably have more of a chance of living after falling in shitcreek, than a normal creek, due to the viscosity of feces being higher. Most people usually do not think about this, because it’s not something you think about.

"If you do not complete that proposal, we are going to be 15 miles up shitcreek."

shitcreek by word genie February 20, 2005

Shotspree

When 3 or more males take turns to ejaculate on a females facial area. (Usually after multiple blow jobs).
Derives from: Cum shooting spree

Male 1: Last night was crazy after that blow job she gave us!

Male 2: Yea, definitely. She looked like she was wearing a Jason Mask after the Shotspree.

Shotspree by dillowisitic June 23, 2009

shitspresso 

1. Diarrhea

2. A hot, dark stream of fecal matter, ejected under high pressure, usually causing severe discomfort for the afflicted individual.

Terrance: Can I offer you some coffee, or a pastry?

Phillip: No, thanks. I have shitspresso.

shitspresso by Zoiks El Presidente November 13, 2010

Shitsleep 

The immensely pleasurable act of taking a large shit and proceeding to go to bed directly after. The expanded anal sphincter, aka asshole, when combined with the normal force or the pushing up of the bed, provides a very sensual and pleasurable experience.

James Woods: I'm gonna shitsleep tonight.
Peter Griffin : What did ya have Mexican for lunch?

Shitsleep by Alduin_Jot December 13, 2012

shitskrieg 

A pseudo-Germanic conglomeration, with meaning roughly similar to "shit-storm."

Dammit, Jim! Get over here, there's going to be a major shitskrieg.

shitskrieg by LdG April 17, 2008