shittymorph 

Shittymorph is a famous user on Reddit. He is widely known for his clever comments in which he will type out a paragraph - on the subject at hand - and poetically mislead/bamboozle the readers. It is said that he started doing this in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Damn it! u/shittymorph is bamboozling me in UD now, too!

shittymorph by vynepa February 11, 2019

ShittyMcGhitty 

an induvidual with crap for a personality

That ShittyMcGhitty attitude of his is straight bitchass and will only offer him a life filled with cans of whoopass for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

ShittyMcGhitty by rhenvar January 9, 2010

shitnami 

The massive wave of toilet water that is displaced when a giant turd is blasted out of your ass.

The explosive dump I just took caused a massive shitnami. Now there is debris all over the floor.

shitnami by Syndrome of a Downs December 9, 2008

shitnyo 

A commonly used word by the Rhudas, a dying community.

It roughly translates to "shut up"

We must save this language.

Use these rhudan words more often.

Pronounced like "shit-nyo"

"Shitnyo or else-"

shitnyo by Sammy_keys04 October 4, 2021

shitonymity

The practice of allowing one who has taken a massively loud and malodorous dump the dignity of leaving the bathroom stall without being identified. May apply not only to saving the individual the embarrassment following said dump, but also during said dump. In that case, an individual washing their hands or urinating at a urinal who witnesses another person entering a stall will complete their urination and (hopefully subsequent handwashing) in a timely manner as to allow the shitter the opportunity to defecate with the full force necessary to empty their bowels.

After returning to work from lunch at a local Mexican restaurant, I appreciate that the guy that entered the bathroom during my explosive shitfest left quickly, granting me shitonymity and freedom from embarrassment.

Of course, the hot girl seated by the bathroom heard the whole damn drum solo and stared at me as I returned to my cubicle in shame...or is it pride?

shitonymity by thirtyfivethousandfeet August 4, 2011

Shitnami 

Shit + Tsunami= Shitnami. An urgent, sudden, copious, and explosive emptying of bowel contents. Often happens after a night of draft beer, boiled eggs and/or White Castles.

"Oh, man, Jimmy, I had such a shitnami after downing all those draft beers and pickled eggs last night.

Shitnami by elysian69 May 25, 2016

ShittyMerry 

When in a sexually act of anal fisting and you stick your fist deeper then usual and grab the shit out of them. Then with this shit you rub it on their Tit's.

Generally done around Christmas time for good times.

Last night I ShittyMerry'ed Nina and she loved it.

ShittyMerry by NinaDestoyer69 February 14, 2017