shitboarding

When you stick a wet rag on someone’s face with shit on it and leave it there for an hour or usually more, usually overnight.

Tomas was shitboarding his dad as a punishment for not making him a pizza.

by Djasjsjs Dnanjs November 10, 2020

shitboard

A fetish where one intentionally rolls around in shit, usually in a bathtub.

Bob and I and going shitboarding tonight.

by zsedcx June 25, 2008